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  After Alyson

  Copyright © 2013 David M. Sindall

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  For the 96 – justice one day.

  CONTENTS

  Preface

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  PREFACE

  Shagged

  I know one day soon

  I will burn all my valentines’ cards

  in the sun

  along with memories of

  your perfect smile

  kissable mouth

  nasty habit and

  deeply disturbing body.

  You’ll catch your flight back

  And maybe like you said

  I’ll toughen up

  Learn to be harder

  and see that love or a few shags

  are different aspects of similar journeys

  as cycling must appear to hitch hikers.

  They’re calling your flight

  I’m calling your name

  My future ejaculations

  May sometimes contain

  References to you.

  London

  2012

  CHAPTER 1

  I stop the car. I have to. I know in my mind that killing the engine is about parking the past.

  The car radio continues to crackle away in the background. I am not actually listening, but football commentary has become the sound track to my life, its rhythms reassuring and comforting. Or maybe I have just become lazy and can’t be bothered to find alternatives?

  I am sat here gazing out to sea, contemplating the future and the truth is I am very scared – but I don’t tell myself the truth. I tell myself that this void of emotion, this empty space in my heart, is excitement for the future. The things we tell ourselves. We tell ourselves we are not fat; that we still have time to fulfil our potential that the perfect relationship is just around the corner. We tell ourselves bollocks.

  The light fades from the winter sky and I sense the night taking me in. Birmingham seems so far away. I am calm, I have a huge sense of having left something behind that wasn’t good, but wasn’t so bad either. So I sit alone on the coast in Devon between the old year and the start of another.

  At first glance, so little has changed here. The harbour wall and beach have been frozen like a video still. At the far end of the wall are half a dozen fishing boats – I suspect they are the same boats that were here twenty or thirty years ago on my last visit. Next to the harbour, there is a convenience store that sells groceries and postcards, but it is closed for the winter. I often wonder how such places survive – but this has again endured as a landmark over many years, apparently untouched by the passing of time. Admittedly, a few new houses have been built – modern, box-like homes for retired civil servants. Perhaps the penultimate box they will spend their time in. The only indication of change is the number of satellite dishes that protrude from the side of the houses – even these are fewer in number than in Birmingham. Then again, I suspect this probably reflects the absence of Plymouth Argyle or Torquay United games covered by Sky sports and the like. Or maybe that retired people have less of a need for pornography than the urban population. Who knows?

  I grow restless with my meditations. I need to be out beyond the windscreen. I want to smell the sea, feel the wind on my face, to know I really am here.

  I open the car door and step outside. I am at once shocked by how cold the wind is. I am sure that my ears will drop off in these conditions. I drag my overcoat off the back seat, thrusting my arms into its sleeves, and pull the collar up high around my neckline. I feel pitifully underdressed, ill prepared for this place. I can sense moderate panic for a moment as thoughts of my stupidity at coming here well up inside me. All too late – now I am here – and there is no place else to go.

  I turn my back on the harbour and beach and climb the short hill up into the square. Again, there are only moderate changes. The old bus shelter – where I had my first kiss with a spotty but large breasted 16 year old from Porthcawl (what was her name?) – has been replaced by a modern, clinical glass cylinder. I wonder how easy it is for adolescents to snog in here in the summer, lit as it is by the brightest of lights. The chances of getting a finger onto a girl’s nipple have been greatly reduced by the progress of time, and getting your hand in her knickers must now be an impossibility.

  The Spar supermarket is also still there – albeit refurbished with a plate-glass front window. Despite the fact that my car is full of most things I need – and tons of things I will never use again – I decide that I should buy some bread and milk for the morning, and thus start to put some money into the local economy for the first time.

  As I push the door open, I notice the first real sign of change – and I am slightly shocked. Behind the counter stands a very beautiful Asian girl of 18 or 19. Her eyes, in particular, are fantastic, vistas rather than windows to the soul. I try to hide my shock, but I am convinced – as I am when I silently fart in a lift – that my embarrassment is obvious. You see, I didn’t expect this – despite leaving a city where many of my colleagues, friends and neighbours were Asian – my assumption has been that, as it was in the past in Devon, the shop would be run by a middle-aged man, with a receding hairline, brown overalls and hair sprouting from his nostrils. So maybe I should have walked in with a hood over my head, carrying a burning torch and a white cross? Christ I am becoming out of touch!

  I wander around the shelves, hoping that I look ‘normal’ and not like some bigot – but then I calm down. Easy mistake, doesn’t make me a member of the EDL does it? Eventually armed with a sliced loaf of white bread and pint of full cream milk, shocked by its fat content and my willingness to overdose on cholesterol, I make my way back to the counter.

  The Indian girl smiles at me.

  “Hello,” she says enthusiastically “down for a new year break?”

  I am relieved that she is not surly or suspicious of me. This in itself allows me to feel more relaxed and at ease.

  “No, I’m here for a bit longer than that,” I say, smiling ironically to myself.

  “Oh! Are you the man who has rented Drake House? Mr Garvey?”

  I am surprised and a little bit pleased by my local fame or is it notoriety?

  “That’s right, yes,” I respond.

  “The new big cheese at County Hall?”

  “Hardly,” I say “just in charge of bottom wiping and the likes for older people”.

  She tilts her head to one side, “Can I quote you on that?” She hooks her fingers in the air making quotation marks. “New director of Social Services is only here to wipe bottoms.”

  “D
on’t you dare!” I say in mock defence.

  “It’s OK,” she grins back, “I think your secrets safe in Hope Cove.”

  “Well, given that you know who I am, who are you?”

  She smiles – “Just the girl who fills in at the local Spar during the Christmas vacation – but you can call me Alpha.”

  She stretches out her hand to shake mine.

  “Pleased to meet you, Alpha – when do you go back?”

  “Oh, another two weeks here and then back up to Bristol.”

  “Not too far then.”

  “No – I miss here when I’m away and miss there when I’m here. I suppose Bristol is far enough to stop my mum poking her nose into my affairs and near enough to bring washing home once a fortnight.”

  I laugh, “Oh well – at least your mum is understanding then.”

  She rolls her eyes.

  “I tend to have to show my mum how to use the washing machine. Like I’m a domestic goddess?” She uses the same contemporary inflection that kids these days do, going up at the end of sentences, too much exposure to Australian soaps is probably the cause.

  “I see,” I say, smiling. “You know if she’s neglecting you I could arrange to have you taken into care?”

  She giggles – “No it’s alright, Mr Garvey – I’m sure there are more deserving cases than mine.”

  By now I have paid for my items and she has given me the change.

  “Well, if the situation changes – just tell the social worker that you know the boss – OK?”

  She smiles and then nods firmly. “OK – I‘ve made a note.”

  As I walk back down towards the car, I turn and she waves from the window. My first social encounter back in Hope Cove hasn’t been all bad.

  * * *

  It started on a train. I was travelling back from a weekend conference in Newcastle that had not gone particularly well. On the Friday night, I had got sloshed with a bunch of colleagues from across the UK, including Patrice – a lovely raven-haired woman from east Belfast. I was sure I was on for a night of passion with her. It came to my turn to buy the drinks and I left her with the rest of the gang whilst I went to the bar. I came back to find her snogging a guy from Leeds Social Services – Mike Dermott – and thus went any potential bonkfest that weekend. I did, by the way, get my revenge when he applied for a job in Birmingham much later in his career. Despite being the best-qualified candidate, I managed to persuade the interview panel that a far less able visually impaired guy should be appointed in pursuance of our council’s equality policies. Affirmative action had never been taken for such negative reasons.

  Anyway, I was travelling back to Edgbaston on a train that gave me a pleasant spring afternoon ride back to the Midlands. I had the Sunday People & Observer with me, a table seat to myself and the chance to loll away three or four hours. At York, the train filled a little but there was still plenty of room. So I was somewhat disgruntled when a rucksack, with a bespectacled Aussie girl attached to it, interrupted my intense analysis of the First Division table – I was convinced West Brom could avoid relegation – to ask if I minded if she joined me. I looked up, trying to give her a ‘No – fuck off and die look’, and grunted.

  “Is that a ‘yes’ grunt or a ‘no’ grunt?” she asked, grinning to herself.

  “Whatever,” I said.

  “Oh – cool. I’ll sit down then.”

  But she didn’t sit down, she played wrestle the rucksack for five minutes – managing to plonk it into the centre of the aisle – and then looked at me helplessly whilst glancing up at the luggage rack. When I didn’t respond to her coded calls for help, she took the direct route.

  “Can you help me get this up there? Or would you just like to watch me stand here for the rest of the journey?”

  Alyson always had a way of making me own her problems. The fact that I missed this the first time was a huge error on my part. I was just too irritated.

  Eventually, her inordinately heavy rucksack was comfortably sleeping above our heads. She also had a smaller carrier bag with her and proceeded to unpack its contents. A sandwich, a Kit Kat, a carton of orange juice and a banana. Noticing my glance, she smiled again – her smile was incredibly effective, it’s what I now miss most about her – “Can I trade you some Kit Kat in return for the colour supplement from your Sunday paper?”

  This seemed a fair trade. I pushed the hostage across the table to her.

  She smiled again and said she would share the Kit Kat with me when the coffee trolley came around. It seemed a fair deal.

  “You’re a man of few words, aren’t you?” she said – an observation that was so wide of the mark that it actually forced me to laugh out loud.

  “What?! What’s the joke?” she asked.

  “Never mind,” I said, “most people who know me wouldn’t have said that – they think I never shut up.”

  That broke the ice – and we talked. For hours.

  She was a trainee physiotherapist from Perth. She had taken a year out of university to come and visit Britain. Her dad was from Merseyside originally and she had spent the past couple of months touring, meeting distant relatives and getting in touch with her roots. She asked all the right questions about me, laughed at my jokes, showed a respectable interest in social work and opened up to me in a very non-stuffy way.

  The train was about 10 minutes out of Birmingham when she made a decision that would change both of our futures.

  “Birmingham is near Warwick, isn’t it?” she said placing her front teeth on her bottom lip in a gently nibbling way.

  “Yep,” I said “and Stratford-upon-Avon, Ironbridge and the Malvern Hills – to name but a few of its near and illustrious neighbours. Not to mention Spaghetti Junction.”

  “I’ve heard of Stratford but not the others. You reckon that there’s enough to fill a week then?”

  “Well I’ve lived there most of my life – so it’s filled up more than three decades.”

  “Well I don’t have to be anywhere over the next few weeks – maybe I’ll get off here.”

  “Do you know people in Birmingham? I mean, where will you stay?”

  “No. The only person I know is you.” She lowered her face but maintained eye contact with me. It was a definite ‘go on – invite me’ look. She continued, “I mean I’m sure there’s a YWCA or something I could go to.”

  I decided to tease for a moment.

  “Yeah there’s a really good one near the coach station, apparently.”

  “Oh” she responded. A flat, emotionally empty ‘oh’. The sort of oh that could have wiped the next few years clean if I had left it there.

  “Or if you don’t mind an antiquated sofa bed and a 10-minute bus ride into the centre you could stay with me?”

  “Really? You mean that would be OK?”

  “It would be great – I mean I’ve got work to get to, but I can be around in the evening – show you some good pubs and so on”.

  She smiled her killer smile again.

  “That sounds great – if you don’t mind me staying.”

  “Nope, but I’ll have to check with Anita.”

  She looked flustered again, “Is that your girlfriend?” She was trying to sound cool, but there was a sense of disappointment in her voice.

  “No, girlfriend would be inaccurate. I mean, she occasionally sleeps with me. She spends most nights out though. I suspect if she’s around tonight she may want to sleep with you.”

  “Me?! Hey look, I’m not into that sort of thing!”

  “What – don’t you like cats?” I grinned.

  She blushed. “Right! A cat! I, er, really dig cats.”

  “Well she’s never met anyone from Oz, but I’m sure you’ll get on with her fine.”

  We arrived back at the flat 20 minutes later. She planned to stay for a few days. She left 6 months later, when I took her for her flight back to Perth so that she could do her final year. In between, so much did and didn’t happen. First night I slept with
Anita whilst Alyson slept in the lounge. Second night we went for a curry, had a bit too much to drink, got into a deep embrace, but went to bed alone – Anita choosing an antipodeans’ snoring rather than my English variety. It was on the third night – when she cooked me a Thai green curry – that we ended up underneath, on top of and then without the duvet. Too quick? Easy to say that, with the benefit of hindsight.

  To begin with, it was just about sex. Here I was with this very enthusiastic and increasingly attractive Australian girl, 8 or 9 years younger than me. When we first met, I was so irritated that I hadn’t taken in how fantastic she was. She had dark eyes, straight hair, slightly dimpled cheeks and a wonderfully slim but ample figure. The sex was good too. At what point did it become love-making rather than sex? I have no idea. Maybe after the day we went to see Macbeth at Stratford. She had been with me three months. Al had – as a surprise – bought me tickets for a Saturday matinee. Luckily, the season was over, otherwise I would have been at the Hawthorns – but we wandered along by the river, sat on a bench and watched swans and she began to explain that this was how she had imagined England being. I listened – and I am a very bad listener and didn’t stop her. Then after about 20 minutes or so, she stopped. We had been looking into the river but she turned to me and kissed me, a slow, deep, soft kiss.

  “Mark,” she said, “I, er, think I’ve got a problem.”

  ‘God,’ I thought, ‘she’s pregnant or something,’ but did my best to remain upbeat.

  “Well a problem shared is a problem halved – tell me all about it.”

  She glanced away for a minute, looking up the river, in what I hoped wasn’t a pregnant pause. Then she turned to me and said, “I think I’m falling in love with you.”

  I was shocked and moved by this, but not yet convinced I loved her. But when somebody says they love you, it is the easiest thing to convince yourself that you love them, isn’t it? And Alyson represented the best I had ever found, so I wasn’t going to argue that her love was misplaced -why complicate the uncomplicated?

  There were also things that didn’t happen. I didn’t take her to meet my mates, or drag her along to the sacred temple that is the Hawthorns. Nor did I introduce her to my family, but my sister did have lunch with us one day and said, ‘she’s hot’ in a knowing sort of way. ‘You’d be mad to let this one go.’. Hot? Letting go? My sister was echoing some of my own thoughts.